found this thing inside my inbox. thought u all might wanna check this out,kinda suits zong rui's style loL!
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???
13 . If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??? Get Back to WORK !
haha yea kinda lame actually. btw went to watch ah long ptd ltd today with nengwei and benedict..too bad silin gtg off..LOL nengwei must be still laughing at the gun haha! anws, we're all broke alr so in the end just go home.
got new ppl come into my class..siting came in! lol fated la really.. hah. anws, im sad that 6 ppl left 08S3o.VANESSA, BELINDA, SHAWN WONG, SHAWN GOH, MATTHIAS, and SUAN KAI, i'll miss you all.
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Temper is the only thing that you can't get rid of when you lose it
